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Poem Details | by Khadidja Megaache |
Categories:cheer up, funny, giggle, hilarious, pets, satire, silly,
Little Bunny
Hopping little bunny loved the store,Hidden by the trees near the shore,She loved candies and playing outdoors.‘Stranger danger” her mommy said,Little bunny didn’t listen she ended up dead.Skinned alive her fur was painted red,So listen to your mama stupid thickhead.Hmm I wonder why I can’t write poems for kids.Wait.. Why are those parents chasing me with sticks?
Poem Details | by Wayne Wysocki |
Categories:humor, humorous, race,
Bunny Flop
a limerick by Wayne WysockiThe tortoise and hare had a raceBut the rabbit came in second place So the notion that speed Makes the win guaranteedJust isn't always the case.
Poem Details | by Skat A |
Categories:abuse, animal, bullying, death, funny, humor, imagination, water,
Bunny
-Bunny Hole- by:SKAThidden muddy homedirty paws, good boy' good boy!yummy with carrots :)---------------------------- -Unwanted Fluffiness- by:PDBig Brown Burlap Bagdrop Bunnies down By the BayBetter off -Blue grave~SKAT & PD~
Poem Details | by Carol Sunshine Brown |
Categories:children, funny, holiday, uplifting,
Easter Bunny Race
Easter bunny race Fell as he could not keep pace Muddy bunny face
Poem Details | by Patricia Sawyer |
Categories:animals, funny, holiday, imagination, easter,
Easter Bunny
Do the Easter HopBasket filled with Sweet JoyCandy and A Toy
Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories:animal, character, funny,
Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny,A character quite funny.His catch phrase is "What's up, Doc!"His antics keep Elmer Fudd in shock.9/30/16
Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories:humorous, technology,
This Bunny Can Bang All Night For Anil Deo
Poor Energiser bunny was slow For his battery charge had gone low He relaxed on a bargeGot a solar rechargeNow he’s able to drum a solothanks to Anil for the Inspiration and to my hubby for helping with the title and line 404~14~17
Poem Details | by Thomas Martin |
Categories:animal, humorous, nonsense,
Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny,Was not funnytill what's up doc(ed)with a carrot mocked
Poem Details | by Cecil Hickman |
Categories:funny, life, nostalgia,
Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny, Gpss
I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.Watch out for that, doc.I’ll think I will walk.Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what I do. written forSponsor Carolyn Devonshire Contest Name Techno-Limericks
Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories:animal, chocolate, easter, humorous,
Poor Easter Bunny
I once met a sad Easter bunnyHe cried as his choc eggs were runnyI said hop on your feetAnd get out of this heatTry Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny!04~10~17
Poem Details | by Lu Loo |
Categories:animal, humorous,
Stinky Bunny
Bunnies BidetBelieve me or not when I say,my bunny has had a rough day-He pooped on his blankie,now his cage smells rankie,now bunny sleeps on my bidet!Syllable Count: 8-8-6-6-8howmanysyllables.comOctober 13, 2016
Poem Details | by Kash Poet |
Categories:funny
The Tale of Billy Bob Bunny Part 2
Life in a pen was not easyBunny Bob soon became crazyhow to hop againin lush green gardenso he planned escape strategy.One night he found the door opensilently came out of the pencrossed over the fencemade a little dancestarted eating carrots again.When mama woke up at sunriseBob was at bed,what a surprisesleeping beside herwas her little starhow could Bunny become so wise?
Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories:animal, humorous,
Funny Bunny
I had a pet rabbit called SueShe mated with a kangarooThe offspring I named ThumperHe’s an excellent jumperAnd he lives in a rare breeds zooThe poem was written before I found the picture which is of a Jeroba which looks like a cross between a kangaroo, rabbit and mouse06~14~17
Poem Details | by Chizobem Uche |
Categories:funny,
Funny Bunny
Funny bunny is so funnyfunny and furryis funny bunny
Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories:easter, humor,
Easter Bunny
E EA S A ST E R T E RBUNNY BUNNYHIDING (O) EASTER (O) EGGSFUN FOR THE CHILDRENGO SEEK AND FINDON EASTER DAYGET LUCKYFIND ONE AND SHARE WITHYOUR FRIENDS. A DELICIOUS MILK CHOCOLATEEASTER EGG ________________________________-
Poem Details | by Kim Robin Edwards |
Categories:easter, humor,
Easter Bunny
Easter bunny! My Easter bunny! See your face, so white and funny.How do you plan to spend the money? Chocolate hats all filled with honey! Easter bunny! My Easter bunny! You make me feel, so dog gone funny.Why do you wear such a great big tummy? After eating so well on Sunday! Easter bunny! My Easter bunny! Our Lord he thanks you, for being so chummy! Now he wants to be your buddy! Easter Poetry-By Kim Robin EdwardsCopyright 2010,2014..ALL rights reserved..
Poem Details | by Christopher Bunton |
Categories:funny,
Bunny Town
The bad bunnies of Bunny Town.Loved to get drunk and flop around.But, then one sunny day.A coyote came to play.Now, the drunken bunnies can't be found.For the bunny rabbits contest.
Poem Details | by Felicia Jarvis |
Categories:animal, forgiveness, love, mother, mum, my child,
Muddy Funny Bunny
Hurry, hurry, hurryFunny bunny playsWindy sunny fieldMuddy small sillyFeels guiltFeels sorryMummy still loves Muddy funny bunny18th December 2017Fem Bogstaver (Danish) - Poetry Contest for MoneySponsored by Rhoda Tripp
Poem Details | by Tina Thornton |
Categories:animals, children, friendship, funny, nature, pets, places,
Bunny
I once had a big fury bunny,He was sweet and yes, he was funny.He would hop all day,and then I would say,Let’s go to the park where it's sunny.
Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:funny
Boinking Bunny
Boinking BunnyThere once was a rabbit named EarlHe was always chasing the girls.With a hop and a kickHe made his moves quickThen, he’d fall on the ground, thump and twirl.© Dane Ann Smith-JohnsenMarch 8, 2010Poetic form: Limerick
Poem Details | by Charles Messina |
Categories:humorous,
Mr Bugs Bunny
If you want to see something that's funny And you want to watch something that's cunny He gives you a mock And says "what's up Doc" My name is Mr. Bugs Bunny
Poem Details | by Tom Bell |
Categories:funny, holiday, parody, satire, easter, easter,
Easter Bunny Hop
Easter Bunny....!!Hop, hop!!.........Seems just like...You can not stop.....Duracell batteryUp your butt?Or a dose ofco*ke your dealerForgot to cut?Easter Bunny.....!!!Hop, hop!!!......What was that I just heard?Was that a plop??Easter Bunny.....!!!I hope that is....A chocolate Easter egg...I saw fall out..When you lifted your leg...Oh, Easter Bunny...You "Wascalley Wabbit!"Do you plop all over?Is this your habit?
Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories:funny,
Eased Her Bunny
The wife just hopped out on a dateIt ended too soon, but that's fateThe wife did not fretHis needs were not metSwingers don't mate on the front gate!
Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:animal, easter, fun, funny, humor, relationship, silly,
Easter Bunny Session
The bunny came and hid the eggssince he’s mammal the question begswhere did they come from?did he buy lump sum?wonder what he’d do with frog legs?What’s with the chicks following him?maybe they’re there on a wild whimdifference in age?large, I’d wagebut I am not a judge of them.Then there is the most obvious questionif Easter Bunny is male, concession,how could he lay an eggdown his long trouser leg?I think I need a therapy session.
Poem Details | by Charles Sides |
Categories:funny, girl, , cute,
Bunny Wabbits
A cute little girl enters the pet store“What can I do for you?” Asked the store clerk The little girl was missing some front teeth, “A bunny wabbit”, she said with a smirkWe have lots bunnies’ right over hereHow about that pretty fluffy white one?That brown one looks like one you can cuddleAnd that slick black one would surely be funTake your pick Honey; they’re really niceOur bunnies are lovable as they getWell, I’ve got to tell you the truth misterI don’t think my pet python gives a ****!
